Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. – Oct. 23, 1997 — In direct response...
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
The F Word
The FUCK word!Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the Englishlanguage...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...