I’d Love To But…
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Your mom is so fat…
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Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
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Big Chief, No Fart!
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Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
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Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...