Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...