Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...