I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...