ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...