Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...