Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...