Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...