Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever