What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...