Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
A bullfrog!
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DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.