Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce…
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...