New scientific theories II
New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet. The...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...