Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...