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A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Maggot Thatcher!
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What\\\’s the definition of strain?
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Several weeks after a young man had been hired…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...