What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.