Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii…
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...