RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...