The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
How do fireflies start a race
|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...