What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
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The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
Donkey Woman!
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What does
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Computers are male
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If you love something …
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But how do I know…
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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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