Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Black belt degrees
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this...
Addicted To AOL
You Might Be Addicted to AOL if……..Tech Support calls “You” for help……Someone at work...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...