Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...