More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...