Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.