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A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
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Yo mamma so stupid…
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There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
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These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...