Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...