The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
A Lawyer Died
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...