Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...