TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...