40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...