Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
The incredibly dumb
|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...