Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...