Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
4 Doctors talk Politics!
An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...