Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...