What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
What is a blonde mating call?
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Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...