Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...