Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Top 10 Reasons…John Glenn
Top 10 Reasons No One Wants to go into Space with John Glenn again:10....
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...