What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
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There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Buy machine factory
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Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
I’m going to a lecture
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NY Times Ad
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