Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...