New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...