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Here’s your fee schedule
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‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
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A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...