Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...