An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...