Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...