A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb…
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center...