La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...