Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
An old croak!
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Newly issued alcohol warnings
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Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
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Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...