Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...