Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Chain Letter Type IV
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote....
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...